Monday, December 3, 2007

Hospitality Rider

Artist requests the following items to be provided in his Green Room:

Two (2) large towels
1/4 oz. (7 g) heady Marijuana
One (1) bed
One (1) glass smoking pipe of artistic quality
One (1) naked Girlfriend
Four (4) 12 x 12oz. cases of Blue Moon beer
One (1) blindfold of soft washable material
Two (2) Bic lighters with interesting designs. Absolutely no Lady-Bugs
Sixty-Nine (69) Latex Condoms, assorted varieties
One (1) pair Fuzzy Handcuffs
Two (2) 4 x 16oz. cases of Monster Energy Drink
Six (6) rolls Bounty Paper-Towels

Artist reserves the right to edit these items at any time.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

No lady bugs?

or.. strawberries?